VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoDuS9Mof9g
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MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!
GHOST…
…VS…
…CLAPTRAP!!!
BEGIN!:
Claptrap:
Hello, Traveler… aw, what; I have to settle for the minion,
Who conscripts the dead and tags along for dreadful exposition?
When I Gaige what threat's posed, I observe this match as no Deathtrap for me:
It's veteran vault-hunter versus chatterbox phylactery!
I'm strapped with rhyming packages designed for prime delivery;
No monster from the Moon could summon up this kind of wizardry!
My Failsafe plot will knock your mood from cheery to depressed, man;
Break your heart and turn you blue like you're a legendary engram!
From the lineage of Diablo comes one clever little devil,
Here to splice together verses forged at the perfected level!
How can you expect your Bungie cord to save your stupid ass
When they dropped Dinklage
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